Talking Ronnie Doll

[Semih_Sayginer]

i have a one off talking ronnie doll for sale. offers.....

all it ever says is "i'm thinking of giving snooker up"

its batteries need replaced, so, anyone who has a spare set of AA batteries, who likes ronnie, send me a PM and ill see what i can do WRT getting the bloody doll a new home.

(i may swap for a supermarket carrier bag [not used!])

:)

[austrian_girl]

llllllloooooooooooolllllllllllll!!!!!

Semih, you never cease to amaze me. Very creative post! ;)

[Semih_Sayginer]

llllllloooooooooooolllllllllllll!!!!!

Semih, you never cease to amaze me. Very creative post! ;)

thank you AG

how to gain friends eh?

of course, the doll IS real



lol

[PaulTheSoave]

I am surprised RocketBabe has not gone for it!

[Dean]

Would you swap it for a box of garden shrubs?

[Semih_Sayginer]

Would you swap it for a box of garden shrubs?

..only if you throw in an unused carrier bag.

:D

[Cessy143]

Semih

I reckon this is a Ronnie voodoo doll which now has a few hundred pin holes, 2broken arms, 2 broken legs, 1 eye and no hair!!

I'll gie ye ten boab fir it :D

[Semih_Sayginer]

i would never hurt ronnie, or a doll. lol

and thats too much for it.

buy me an unused carrier bag and well "swap". deal?

[snookersfun]

does it come with a tea towel though, might not be original if not:rolleyes: :D

[Semih_Sayginer]

does it come with a tea towel though, might not be original if not:rolleyes: :D

actually, one bit of white toilet paper placed on the dolls head looks just like you know who.

and fitting that its toilet paper. :D

(sorry Dean)

[Black_cat]

i would never hurt ronnie, or a doll. lol

and thats too much for it.

buy me an unused carrier bag and well "swap". deal?

Semih, now you've done it! No one will ever believe you are not a closet Ronnie fan. :D You had to say it, right? Now who am I going to argue with during snooker tournaments? *big smile* (Only because we have a limit using smilies. )
Face it, Semih! :D
And should you come across a full-size Ronnie doll...count me in! I want to annoy one of my detestable neighbours to death with it.

[Semih_Sayginer]

yes, BC, im trying to get rid of a useless doll in return for a "boring" carrier bag....

if that makes me a ronnie fan, then yes i am of course.

id rather never watch snooker again than be that....

[Black_cat]

id rather never watch snooker again than be that....

C'mon, was just teasing. :p ;) I for one would rather become a devoted fan of a)Murphy b) Lee c)McCulloch d) all of the above than to quit watching snooker.

[April madness]

is it suitable for voodoo ceremonies?

[JaneDoe]

sem, are u selling a talking ronnie doll cos it talks rude to your favourite stephen doll?

[Semih_Sayginer]

sem, are u selling a talking ronnie doll cos it talks rude to your favourite stephen doll?

nah, the dolls keep playing poker together, and use my cash, so i had to get rid of at least one.....

[April madness]

nah, the dolls keep playing poker together, and use my cash, so i had to get rid of at least one.....

why not just take away cards from them?

btw, I did offer a good price for this on another thread...

[Semih_Sayginer]

why not just take away cards from them?


they play with invisible cards. all dolls do that. :D

[JaneDoe]

it's about time then, if the dolls took all your cash they'd end up selling you O.O

[Semih_Sayginer]

it's about time then, if the dolls took all your cash they'd end up selling you O.O

nobody would buy me. last on the shelf as usuall. :)

[April madness]

they play with invisible cards. all dolls do that. :D

lol Sem. they better play invisible snooker, or else:mad: :)

[April madness]

nobody would buy me. last on the shelf as usuall. :)

why do you think so? what is Semih_Sayginer fan club for, after all:cool: the co-founders will buy you and put on a throne and you'll be the president and king of the club:)

[JaneDoe]

lol Sem. they better play invisible snooker, or else:mad: :)
they better play visible snooker! but then the ronnie doll would always beat the stephen one and sem would have to sell it anyway:p

[April madness]

they better play visible snooker! but then the ronnie doll would always beat the stephen one and sem would have to sell it anyway:p

lol Ja. I'd better have real Ronnie and Stephen play visible snooker, never liked to play dolls anyway... time to start doing that *singing in Freddie's voice I'm Going Slightly Mad*:D

[gallen-147]

a plastic bag for a ronnie doll :P ill have :D

[ferret]

Do you have a picture of the doll? I bet you have one in your wallet don't you Semih :)

[Semih_Sayginer]

Do you have a picture of the doll?

Of course....


I bet you have one in your wallet don't you Semih :)

No, its on my dart board. ;)

[gallen-147]

not fair lol
ill get ronnie too shuv his cue up ur arse lmao

[Semih_Sayginer]

not fair lol
ill get ronnie too shuv his cue up ur arse lmao

youre about as funny as a cue up the arse!

[MrRottweiler]

youre about as funny as a cue up the arse!


Which I'm sure (and without any form of experience this is pure speculation) is the epitimy of unfunnyness :D