Do you shove anything up your butt hole ?

[Wity]

I reckon everyone ought to. Nothing is as simple, effective and as cheap as a rubber cork shaped to fit to prolongs the life of a cue. Pushes in pulls out, simplicity itself.

Used corks aint much good though, more often than not the corkscrew has penetrated too deep so when you carve them you find the inside is mashed up. I've been trying to see if I can buy new ones to carve, might even sell them on ebay or flog Trevor a few

Would you buy them at say £1 apiece (I assumei it's gonna cost me 50p a rubber cork if I can find the right ones I'm after).

[Morse]

butt plugs!!

why not put a proper screw in joint on a piece of domed rubber then screw it in your butt (oooh aaaah missus) like the old pool and club snooker cues used to have lasts longer and if you are prone to tapping your cue on opponents good shots or just throwing your toys out of the pram and banging it on the floor then you wont crack your butt! it would be almost as cheap but i am sure most people would give you a couple of quid if you matched their screw thread in a rubber butt plug of matching butt colour. Obviously i suggest a change of name we dont want people getting confused and A&E having to remove the incorrectly placed foreign objects

[Q Ball]

For a minute i forgot this was a snooker forum.....lol

Q

[drlog147]

if you send me your address i can send you some corks as i work part time in a restraunt one of them might be just right to plug your butt

[Wity]

if you send me your address i can send you some corks as i work part time in a restraunt one of them might be just right to plug your butt

Funnily enough so does my son, the last couple of weeks he's come round stuck his hand in his pocket and said "here you go old man shove them where the sun dont shine"

Strange how no one has ever considered making them commercially though. I've only seen one on the web which was a custom job with a brass thread and a leather pad. The cork is far better really, quicker to pull out and push in, one size fits all more or less just cut away a bit for the smaller hole and who gives a monkey if you lose it? 5 minuites to carve another tops.

[Semih_Sayginer]

ive shoved something up a lady players butt a few years ago after it was broken on a floor tile in her house........had to fill it with glue and clamp the split end together. wasnt a great cue, so the "crude" repair did the job.

[April madness]

Sem, surely the cue (or the player) played better after the repair

@Witty: the idea is nice, but if those things are so easy to make, wouldn't it be a bit useless to try selling it as a product as basically everyone could make it themselves?

[Semih_Sayginer]

well, some folk swear by a lot of wood fixing being better than ever before......

if they could be mass produced, dyed, and supplied by cuemakers, or with the cue when new, they'd sell. in how big a quantity is anyones guess