A very tough snooker question

[Pollita]

I know some of you are experts compared to lil old me. but I know I question even you guys can't answer.

How can I play good snooker with comprimising myself when wearing a skirt? Also without a rest (Cos I suck with the rest)

[reverse_side]

interesting mental pictures going on here --- so you want to be able to concentrate on your game without having to resort to a gypsy long skirt, culottes, trousers or shorts ..... suppose you could just play with your partner in a private room.

Encourage some Female guests to register and they can share their fonts or knowledge. Whenever I've played a girlie it's been pool and there's never a worry for any accidental upskirt exposures (I play leftie which benefits both).

Maybe we should start a poll for the length of material you should experiment with and come back to us with the results each time for us to help you out again.

good luck!

[silverdragon]

With pictures of yur experiment too! Just joking!

I guess yur just going to have to practice with the rest. Ive always figured the rest as an important aspect of snooker. When i play pool, people refuse to use the mechanical bridge (the pool version of the snooekr rest), saying its for women and nicknaming it the "crutch stick". Well, those people are usually the ball bangers. With some practice, using the rest will be of no problem. Being able to play with both hands is also good, but sometimes some shots you just cant reach.

[twiglet]

Practicing left handed is good, but for consistency start practicing with the rest. Mathew Stevens has shown no matter how good you are left handed, its no substitute for using the rest!!

[Pollita]

Bending over the table is not advised when there are like 10 old dirty men playing on the table next to us. Low cut tops are even worst I think.

[stoichen]

I play snooker regularly with a female friend who finds that her ...erm chest gets in the way of certain shots. She accuses me of playing tactically to leave her in such positions! Fortunately (for her, not the dirty old men) she always wears trousers so can't offer any advice on the skirt problem.
Short of fixing a discreet piece of velcro to each leg to stop your skirt from lifting or practising really hard with the rest to avoid having to bend over for any shots I can't see a good way around the problem.