What if Rob Walker was introducing you....what would he say?.

[fred.england]

As the title says....if you were to enter the crucible...how would Rob Walker describe you and what song would you have.......

I will start with......"entering the arena is our favourite scouser.....lock up your daughters, hide your car keys, guard your wallet...itssssssss. Freddy England!!!!!!

To the tune of........."Pretender" by Foo Fighters

[montoya10]

And now.. One of the most naturally perception-lacking engineers ever.. Bidding to become a graduate student after a one-year delay.. He is the most laid-back figure of the class.. Blink and he doesn't, here comes montoya "The Malkavian Professor" 10!!

To the tune of Working Class Hero by John Lennon.

[miscuehamburg]

'The most untalented player ever to pick up the cue...ground himself through the qualifiers...don't fall asleep if you miss him...he is still there, Miscue Hamburg'. To the opening sequence of 'The Spirit of Radio' by Rush

[checkSide]

Great thread Freddy!

[JeeSe]

He gets up when he wants to, except on Wednesday's when he gets rudely awoken by the dustmen, he produced his record highest break of 27 in the qualifiers, he comes here after no practice and brings with him no form whatsoever, please welcome Glen 'Not A Chance' Marsl

To the tune of 'Common People - Pulp'

[Tom Read]

Please welcome to the arena, the player with the most awful stance I have ever seen, the most appauling cue action, and the tightest of jeans. Put your hands together for the Hertfordshire Heart-throb, Tom Read.

To the tune of Tragedy by the Bee Gees.

[montoya10]

Please welcome to the arena, the player with the most awful stance I have ever seen, the most appauling cue action, and the tightest of jeans. Put your hands together for the Hertfordshire Heart-throb, Tom Read.

To the tune of Tragedy by the Bee Gees.

Excellent entrance song! :)

[LittleMissAlexa]

and we come to table two in the qualifiers she beat Montoya to get here she has a golden eye for a pot shes faster than a speeding ann summers bullet shes the princess of pscey potting shes the one and thank god only Alexandria to the theme girls just wanna have fun (bloody ding has taken poker face)

[LittleMissAlexa]

Please welcome to the arena, the player with the most awful stance I have ever seen, the most appauling cue action, and the tightest of jeans. Put your hands together for the Hertfordshire Heart-throb, Tom Read.

To the tune of Tragedy by the Bee Gees.

from your description sounds like a tragedy if u got to the crucible

[montoya10]

and we come to table two in the qualifiers she beat Montoya to get here she has a golden eye for a pot shes faster than a speeding ann summers bullet shes the princess of pscey potting shes the one and thank god only Alexandria to the theme girls just wanna have fun (bloody ding has taken poker face)

Fine-tune for the intonation a bit and it's a great one!