What if Rob Walker was introducing you....what would he say?.

[magicman]

As I hate Rob Walker I'd instruct him to stay shtum and walk in to the sound of Simon & Garfunkles "The Sound Of Silence"

[LittleMissAlexa]

Gazza would be

his welsh pride knows no limits, his speed has been likened to a greyhound, and his game has no flaws please welcome the man of 1000 pots the ultimate in welsh snooker the pinnacle of welsh dragon Gazza147

[LittleMissAlexa]

this girl hails from Mitcham in Surrey but now lives in Kent her partying has held her back as has her over eagerness to play the match winning shot and mess up sh is as entertaining as a free jumper mistiming his leap shes the mistress of the baize the arch-nemesis Little Miss Alexa

[LittleMissAlexa]

as soon as his opponent breaks down go and make a cup of tea as you will have plenty of time he has made method an methodicool he has many fans all called malcolm or simular hes so boring i got engrossed in a book last tim,e i saw him player please welcome the highlander rory mcleod

[SnookerFan]

this girl hails from Mitcham in Surrey but now lives in Kent her partying has held her back as has her over eagerness to play the match winning shot and mess up sh is as entertaining as a free jumper mistiming his leap shes the mistress of the baize the arch-nemesis Little Miss Alexa

Hey, I know Mitcham. I was born and raised in Wallington, but not live in glamarous Croydon.

[LittleMissAlexa]

Hey, I know Mitcham. I was born and raised in Wallington, but not live in glamarous Croydon.

i used to work at the british heart foundation there

[Calblade]

mine would be

please welcome 1 of the most talented kids in the game welcome, the callum from hallam cheswick

[Drac]

Great thread, best laugh on here for ages....

Mine would have to be....... Ladies and gentleman, he only comes out at night, blink and he will bite ya, the one (thank god ) and the only........... Drac....

[Drac]

Great thread, best laugh on here for ages....

Mine would have to be....... Ladies and gentleman, he only comes out at night, blink and he will bite ya, the one (thank god ) and the only........... Drac....

[Calblade]

thanks for that chuck ill take that as a compliment