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What if Rob Walker was introducing you....what would he say?.
As the title says....if you were to enter the crucible...how would Rob Walker describe you and what song would you have.......
I will start with......"entering the arena is our favourite scouser.....lock up your daughters, hide your car keys, guard your wallet...itssssssss. Freddy England!!!!!!
To the tune of........."Pretender" by Foo Fighters
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And now.. One of the most naturally perception-lacking engineers ever.. Bidding to become a graduate student after a one-year delay.. He is the most laid-back figure of the class.. Blink and he doesn't, here comes montoya "The Malkavian Professor" 10!!
To the tune of Working Class Hero by John Lennon.
All the way Mark J!!
I understand nothing from snooker. - Dedicated to jrc750!
Winner of the German Masters 2011 Lucky Dip
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'The most untalented player ever to pick up the cue...ground himself through the qualifiers...don't fall asleep if you miss him...he is still there, Miscue Hamburg'. To the opening sequence of 'The Spirit of Radio' by Rush
Ten reds and not a colour...
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Great thread Freddy!
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He gets up when he wants to, except on Wednesday's when he gets rudely awoken by the dustmen, he produced his record highest break of 27 in the qualifiers, he comes here after no practice and brings with him no form whatsoever, please welcome Glen 'Not A Chance' Marsl
To the tune of 'Common People - Pulp'
Red
Please welcome to the arena, the player with the most awful stance I have ever seen, the most appauling cue action, and the tightest of jeans. Put your hands together for the Hertfordshire Heart-throb, Tom Read.
To the tune of Tragedy by the Bee Gees.
Biggest break - 73
Biggest break (line-up) - 83
Goal: To consistenly achieve half century breaks in matches
Brown
What if Rob Walker was introducing you....what would he say?.
Entering the ring now is a player who talks a good game, walks a good game maybe he should just sit down and watch a good game. Osullivan and Robertson are on the other table. He'll one you to death.......
Its Saaaaaaaaaaaaaint Michael.
Always a pleasure
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What if Rob Walker was introducing you....what would he say?.
Great thread
Always a pleasure
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He'll make you realise that the walk on song should be done when you see him play. He captains a team but never does well. He scraped past a 6 yr old to get this far, it's Chrissssssss Batty!!!
Walk on tune... 500 miles by the Proclaimers
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Now coming into the arena. Some say he is 'special' with a cue. And some say he could reach the second round. Even if you blink you'll see him! The one the only zach
Walks on with uprising by muse
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