Black
His snooker is more painful to watch than having a leg removed with no aneasthetic, he's never made a century but is sure to put his opponent under pressure with crushing breaks of 9... He's the best from the south west, Deepscrew!
To the tune of 'Somerset Matador' by the Wurzles.
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Was - James Wattashot
And now.... please welcome a player who only last week made a record 3 eights on his way to a 5-0 defeat in the the first round of the Scotties christmas handicap.... a player whos poor long potting is matched only by his woefull positional play...... hes got the white on a 12ft string...... he picks balls out like no other.... please welcome the 60 start scouser- please welcome, James Wattashot !!!!
my walk on music wil be this- http://youtu.be/S89AmJFP-j0 P.s. I often sing this song to long reds lol
Which end do you put the chalk on again?
Brown
They told him he had no game
The told him he had no chance
They told him he was born at the wrong place and at the wrong time
But here he is
So please welcome
The Croatian sensation
The Ace Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnn
Walk on music:
Never let me down again - Depeche Mode
Accolade
When I read the Croatian Sensation, this comes to my mind:Originally Posted by ace man
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All the way Mark J!!
I understand nothing from snooker. - Dedicated to jrc750!
Winner of the German Masters 2011 Lucky Dip
Brown
Yes, Toni was pretty sensational, but we already had tradition in that sport.
If we had anyone good enough at snooker to get to the Crucible, now that would be a true miracle. But there's more chance of an alien star ship landing in front of UN building.
Black
just an idea for people blink and he'll/she'll miss it/hit
Goddess Of All Things Cue Sports And Winner Of The 2012 German Masters and World Open Fantasy Games and the overall 2011-12 Fantasy Game
Black
He recently captained his team to second last in division two.....He holds the record for giving away the fastest 40 points in misses in league history....He once, made 25 consecutive centuries in a single dream.
With a high break of three....he plays every shot with left-hand side....
It's the King of Ones .... checkSide
Bob Marley - One Love
Last edited by checkSide; 2nd May 2012 at 01:41 AM.
Black
Love this!
Was - James Wattashot
This is brilliant too lol plays every shot with left hand side...... side is the future!
Which end do you put the chalk on again?
Brown
What if Rob Walker was introducing you....what would he say?.
Entering the ring now is a player who talks a good game, walks a good game maybe he should just sit down and watch a good game. Osullivan and Robertson are on the other table. He'll one you to death.......
Its Saaaaaaaaaaaaaint Michael.
Always a pleasure
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