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  • Veet: for Men

    Ah, the joys of vanity, some of those reviews are seriously Mint.

    http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B000KKNQBKnha khoa

    5.0 out of 5 stars DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS, 24 Jan 2012
    By
    Andrew - See all my reviews
    This review is from: Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme 200 ml (Personal Care)
    Being a loose cannon who does not play by the rules the first thing I did was ignore the warning and smear this all over my knob and bollocks. The bollocks I knew and loved are gone now. In their place is a maroon coloured bag of agony which sends stabs of pain up my body every time it grazes against my thigh or an article of clothing. I am suffering so that you don't have to. Heed my lesson. DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS.

    (I am giving this product a 5 because despite the fact that I think my bollocks might fall off, they are now completely hairless.)

  • #2
    Ha ha. Brilliant review.

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    • #3
      i shaved mine with a clipper.

      and sliced off one of those little 'folds'...

      didn't stop me though. fitted a grade one attachment for a permanent designer look.
      The Cuefather.

      info@handmadecues.com

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      • #4
        I must be missing a trick here, I know swimmers wax to make them more stream lined, but what possible advantage can this be to snooker, other than gaining an extra inch on long pots! Lol
        No one is listening until you make a mistake!

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        • #5
          don't you mean extra follow-through on the deep screw?
          Up the TSF!

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          • #6
            Haha, that's very funny. Started reading this in bed this morning and tried as i may, i ended up bursting out laughing and woke the mrs up. Brilliant.

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