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    I can say I've had quite few encounters. One story I have is when I was with a mate who did motorcross we came against these bunch of girls, walking past them one asked me if I wanted a BJ That was it, and all the other lasses wanted some of the action, like the week later the other lasses would phone me up and offer all sorts. I know it aint quit dating but it's similiar enough. I've got many more

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    I remember at the time I had a 205 XS, which was a 205 with Gti suspension and a AX GT engine, when I dropped this lass off for her shopflifting run the other lasses sat in the front and openly tried it on with me.....

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    • #3
      At that time I used to get so much attention, like my mates were decent lads but lasses would flock to me. Just the way it was. This is just a single story and these lasses essentially dissed off my mates saying they wouldn't want any of them but me.... Like I have said i have so many more stories to say. But would like to hear some of yours first

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      • #4
        I remember once waking up in the jungle, surrounded by a tribe of Amazons; they needed to replenish their tribe so...

        oh, or was that Carry On Up The Jungle?

        And I was driving a SRI150 if that helps...
        Up the TSF!

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        • #5
          Why is there so little feedback, surely some of you have a few interesting stories. I'm a good looking guy, I'll admit that. That girl who calls herself kitty Lea and used to work as a topless model is actually from Lincolnshire, she met me when I worked the bars in Skegness and wrote her name and number for me on the back of a beer mat in fag ash. I've been out with that girl

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          • #6
            A gentleman never talks...
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            • #7
              You're ruining this thread before it has hardly started Lone Wolf.

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              • #8
                I used to fancy this girl so much, she was so slim and her face was gorgeous. I got her number and she came to my house, at the time rolling up a dooby and at the same time saying she might as well kiss me since it would happen at some point....that's a soft story, surely other people have similiar

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                • #9
                  Funnily enough, I was once seeing a girl who was amazing - looks, brains, the whole package with no more than a few odd mannerisms.

                  Anyway one night she asked me to meet her for dinner as she had something to tell me.

                  What she said was "My planet is dying. My people have sent me here to assess your world in preparation for a full-scale evacuation from BetelGeuse. It is too late to stop us - your precious Earth will soon be under the control of the zebulons and you will bow down before our technical superiority."

                  On the plus side I sold the film rights for a ****load before the invasion.
                  Last edited by gavpowell; 16th December 2016, 09:32 PM.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by VillaGuy View Post
                    I remember at the time I had a 205 XS, which was a 205 with Gti suspension and a AX GT engine, when I dropped this lass off for her shopflifting run the other lasses sat in the front and openly tried it on with me.....
                    shoplifting chics, are you sure you're not a bluenose? lol

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Big Splash! View Post
                      shoplifting chics, are you sure you're not a bluenose? lol
                      Was not my doing, when I was in mablethorpe watching the sand racing. That lass in question was an absolute stunner though. Shoplifting or not she'd get it

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by VillaGuy View Post
                        Was not my doing, when I was in mablethorpe watching the sand racing. That lass in question was an absolute stunner though. Shoplifting or not she'd get it
                        I remember having a few drinks with Angelina Jolie after she'd just done Tomb Raider and become very famous. She told me she'd been offered 10m for a Penthouse shoot and if she found the right man, they'd offered her 50m for a soft porn. She looked me in the eye and said she'd give me 40%. I just said, nah love, I'm a catholic, I just can't do it, me mam may be watching. Jolie is Jolie, money is money, but me mam is me mam. She still texts me flashing her Victoria Secrets, especially now Brad's dumped but no movies Jolie, I say NO MOVIES!

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Big Splash! View Post
                          I remember having a few drinks with Angelina Jolie after she'd just done Tomb Raider and become very famous. She told me she'd been offered 10m for a Penthouse shoot and if she found the right man, they'd offered her 50m for a soft porn. She looked me in the eye and said she'd give me 40%. I just said, nah love, I'm a catholic, I just can't do it, me mam may be watching. Jolie is Jolie, money is money, but me mam is me mam. She still texts me flashing her Victoria Secrets, especially now Brad's dumped but no movies Jolie, I say NO MOVIES!
                          Of course, brilliant honesty (even though the whole story is dishonest)

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                          • #14
                            I can honestly add so much to his. If this was a football forum it'd flow nicely, are you all so introverted you can't add to this? Surely you've been out with girls?

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by VillaGuy View Post
                              Of course, brilliant honesty (even though the whole story is dishonest)
                              What you on about? Her martials arts in tombraider was pretty poor, particularly kicking. That's why, as a Wing Chun expert, they flew me in to tighten her up for part 2. You'll notice that in the second film, she's much more compact in action and less flowery, far more yang than yin. It took me only 2 weeks to put her right. She's a fast learner.

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