how to stop farting when playing stun shots?

[tedisbill]

I can't believe i just read five pages of that sh1te

I thought it was just gas?

[MinnesotaSlim85]

Like your planning, like an xmas shopping list, but i find simply a dozen toasts with three cups of teas after midnight will set you up for the next day, highly recommended for volume if your sharing a complacent office space with good acoustics

sounds good, I'll have to give that a try

[GeordieDS]

I thought it was just gas?

That's how it always starts

[mchpddl1]

Please can you provide a receipe for creating those extremely stink eggy farts? I am not sure how my opponent does it, i feel that when he missed a shot and left me behind is an extremely eggy fart and that's the position of white where i had to play from.

[mythman69]

I noticed that World Snooker has a caption competition http://t.co/Akij2AuIcB

Here is the pic:

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Seems to fit this thread

Is he thinking of potting the brown?

[zechchoo]

Gee. There was once I was having butterflies in my stomach during my game. When I delivered a powerful shot, unintentionally I give off gas because my stomach muscle stress it at the same time. That's where I realised that my body moves and the shot was way off. In order to stop that, I went back to basic. At the point of my final back swing, I make sure I focus my delivering of my 3 points, grip, chin and bridge with intended some power and acceleration of my swing. I realised that my body keep still and relax, my stomach muscle did not tense out. Of course after the game, I rush to the nearest toilet. Hope this helps you.

[Neil Taperell]

I'm thinking of having a curry before my matches in future ......it may help in blowing in the 2ft pink i missed last night dash2.gif

[CfcMicky]

It is highly likely that when i do a powerful stun, i leak gases. It is okay when no one hears it, but normally when i play in league matches there can be many audiences behind in space. Is there any food or drink, or change my stance to avoid this?

Don't worry about it! Line yourself up straight, bend over, put as much pressure as you can behind it and heave it out in one go!!! If you have no luck with that, try a good curry the night before- add a few pints of Guinness, don't be too proud to give it a nice stir or mix and let rip!

If you miss the shot after you can at least commend yourself for having entertained anyone in earshot!

Just put enough pressure behind it and you can't go wrong.

P.s. don't forget the Guinness/Curry tip!

[thelongbomber]

The idea is to stun the cue ball, not your opponent. Personally I suggest seeing a coach to check out your butt at the point of delivery

LOL...ROFL.. thats hilarious.. made my day

[grey]

I dabble in conjuring and magic tricks, it's all about attention diversion... try wearing very squeaky shoes.