2016 UK Championship

[jonny66]

This match feels like fodder vs. fodder. On a side note, I'll be blaming all my poorly struck shots on damp from now on

[daffie]

Jamie failing to close out the match. Keeps letting Marco in, giving him ample chances. Fu not at all in the match, but still only 1 frame behind now with 2 to play...hmm decider?

[armstm]

I dunno man, sucking up to the senile one is tantamount to enjoying granny porn. It ain't right mate! :biggrin-new:

clive is older than DT

[Big Splash!]

erm not really. as I said he's won the masters and the worlds. that's not bad. he's not the best commentator but he has done way more than clive and knows way more than clive. that is just fact mate.

I dunno man, sucking up to the senile one is tantamount to enjoying granny porn. It ain't right mate! :biggrin-new:

[armstm]

He knows more about golf than snooker, another sport he's crap at. :biggrin-new:

erm not really. as I said he's won the masters and the worlds. that's not bad. he's not the best commentator but he has done way more than clive and knows way more than clive. that is just fact mate.

[Big Splash!]

Just one more for Jamie then. Another disappointing Q4 unfortunately though. Had hoped for more of the same like this afternoon.

Let's see if Marco can still do something here...

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The standard today has been surprisingly poor. Big matches with expectations high. ROS and MJW hitting high breaks of 78 doesn't float many boats.

[daffie]

Just one more for Jamie then. Another disappointing Q4 unfortunately though. Had hoped for more of the same like this afternoon.

Let's see if Marco can still do something here...

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[Big Splash!]

Over what? Over the fact that he knows more than clive? If you actually read what I said, I disputed your point about him vs. clive. DT isn't the best but he is better than clive by virtue of having won a few tournaments - like the worlds and the masters. Cheers.

He knows more about golf than snooker, another sport he's crap at. :biggrin-new:

[armstm]

Over what? Over the fact that he knows more than clive? If you actually read what I said, I disputed your point about him vs. clive. DT isn't the best but he is better than clive by virtue of having won a few tournaments - like the worlds and the masters. Cheers.

He can't even remember the players names. He can't pronounce any Chinese names and he's got no memory. He's suffering from eating too much aluminium foil. He's the worst ever. His world title was a fluke. Get over it. lol

[Big Splash!]

He is a former world champion whereas clive won F'all. He isn't the best in the world but he does know more than clive.

He can't even remember the players names. He can't pronounce any Chinese names and he's got no memory. He's suffering from eating too much aluminium foil. He's the worst ever. His world title was a fluke. Get over it. lol

[daffie]

Nope

Switching over to the Fu Jones match soon...

[PatBlock]

No way back for Mark now. :boxing:

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[daffie]

Mark really has to stop missing easy pots. The green of the spot. Put Ron right back in...

C'mon Mark!

:snooker:

[armstm]

He is a former world champion whereas clive won F'all. He isn't the best in the world but he does know more than clive.

DT is the worst, least knowledgeable commentator ever. How the BBC axed Everton for him is a joke. Instead of sucking the players' plums, what he should be saying is that was a crap screw back, Jimmy could screw em back on a cloth half as fast in his heyday, Judd Trump can screw em back on the same cloth now. "Ronnie has just missed a sitter by not cueing straight" instead of ''is there a damp patch?''

The only damp patches are in DT's trousers after he climaxed looking at Ronnie and the pool of liquid that sits atop his walnut brain.

[DeanH]

I had to take a look at this as I wasn't sure what you meant. I didn't even know this was a thing. A Red Button channel that saves you having to actually press the red button.

Handy to know. Thanks

and do all the standard Sky+ stuff, record/pause/rewind/etc